Jocelyn Chew goes by the handle "Joce Chewbacca," which means she is almost certainly the inspiration for everyone's favorite wookiee. We haven't quite worked out the timeline for this, but the idea that George Lucas might have a time machine doesn't seem all that improbable.

Just think about how the Star Wars movies jump around in time -- the first trilogy takes place later than the second trilogy, then Force Awakens jumps ahead to after the first ones and now we have Rogue One, which is smack in the middle of them all. It's enough to make your head spin, or you could just gaze upon Joce's fantastic body for a while. Yeah, do that.

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